Carrot Cruncher

What is Carrot Cruncher?

1.

Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.

Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.

See worzel, wurzel, wurzelling, portsmouth, pompey, dinlo

2.

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

See mugwump

3.

West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.

"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"

See oracle
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