What is Carrot Cruncher?
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Carrot crunchers are the country bumpkins from the little Hampshire farming community of Portsmouth. They are also known as Worzels.
Ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from Portsmouth, ize is.
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City dwellers term for those who come from the country.
"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."
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West midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
"Kettering, full of fucking carrot crunchers"
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