Carrot Eater

What is Carrot Eater?


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Synonymous with "Yankee" in the South

a rich sap who condescends you subtly because you're not rich out the ass, usually "old money"

they carry luis vuitton bags and sleep under $1000 sheets. They're bout the dumbest summabitches on the planet.

Everybody in the South hates them. Especially the working class.

You know you're a carrot-eater when you pronounce Appalachia "Ah-puh-LAY-shuh"

Francine Bullingshire: Oh look, sweetie! Muffins my darling Pomeranian made a doody!

Any normal, well-rounded non-asshole: Damn bunch of carrot-eaters. Get a real dog.


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