Carrot Top Ripped

What is Carrot Top Ripped?


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Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

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