Carrot Tree

What is Carrot Tree?


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A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.

At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.

Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.

See carrot, tree, vegetables, roots, food, physics, impossible, apples


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