What is Carrot Tree?
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A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.
At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.
Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
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A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear..
