What is Carrot Tree?
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A tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. When you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out.
At dawn, my dad and I get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees.
Because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.
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To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.
"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."
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Nondescript ter for whatever might be happening behind closed doors. Used to avoid awkwardness.
Sorry, I didn't mean to walk in on..