What is Carrotopophobia?
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The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."
Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
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