What is Carrottop?
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A joke that sounds funny in your head, but the rest of the world doesn't think so.
"I'm sorry. That was a total carrottop. I thought it would be funny, but then after saying it realized it wasn't even close."
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(verb) To fart so powerfully and repulsively that you are propelled into the air.
That was f***ing disgusting. Did you see Phil carrottop yesterday? He should not have eaten those burritos.
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3.
Very unfunny prop comic who hawks 1-800-CALLATT; looks like a woman on the TV.
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a stupid redhead that sells a phone
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Magically makes everything better. Just say it.
My old piano teacher used to say it when I messed up.
"Deep breath, ockadoodle....
