What is Carson?
1.
Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.
I am the mother fucken Carson.
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2.
1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
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3.
thinks all of these definitions are lame.
often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways
My friends and I were slangdefine'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(
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4.
Thuroughly kick ass name for a girl. These girls are beautiful, smart, generally wonderful people who have GLORIOUS names. These girls do NOT fail at vidoegames and/or life (and are actually quite beastly at both). They do NOT jack off sitting indian style, or hold people's balls by their foreheads.
Random guy: Wow, Carson, you're PERFECT!
Carson: I know.
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5.
Adjective-
A gossip-hungry person who is still in love with a man who goes to her old school, but is starting to get bored with him so she resorts to juniors.
Man #1- I thought she still likes joe
Man #2- No she is hooking up with this junior now
Man #1- God, she is such a Carson
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6.
a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers
Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.
Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson
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7.
a complete and utter n00b
God, she doesn't even know what mahjong is. What a Carson
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