What is Carson Daly?
1.
Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone
"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."
2.
1. Viacom’s most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: “Tool”
1. “Carson, Please play ‘N*SYNC’ because they are soo HOT!”
2. “Wow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Agulera’s ass in under 30 minutes!
3. “Did you see ‘TRL’ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlake’s Back!”
4. a. “Hi, welcome to TRL I’m Carson Daly.”
b. “Hi welcome to Last call I’m Carson Daly.”
c. “That’s some good TV right there”
See
3.
Media Whore
Bend over carson, here it comes again.
4.
a big poser who is a gangster rapper when 50 cent is on the show, or a big faggot rocker when some shitty rock band is on
look at that kid getting bent over by his dad, what a carson daly
5.
1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous
1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"
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6.
A castrated spokesman for
Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's
corporate behind for cash.
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7.
I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.
1. He has 2 hang out with Good Charlotte. Enough said.
