Carsten

What is Carsten?


1.

person of extreme stature. Loved by everyone. Admired

Tom Cruise is such a carsten

See Bobby

2.

A white teachers pet who is obsessed with science. He is also obsessed with tech decking and plays with them a day and night. At age 11 he has a full beard and has a 2 inch long penis when erect all his life. Also picks up many whores and drives pimpin' rides.

Carsten: "ohh I havent techdecked in like 2 minutes, and my penis hurts. I need to pick up some hoes in my pimpin' ride"

See nerd, geek, teachers pet, pimp

3.

PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.

Carsten J. is such a carsten.

4.

n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.

oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.

See marco


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