What is Carsturbation?
1.
The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.
Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by
Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.
Carsturbation should be a crime.