What is Carted?
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Adjective.
To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.
Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."
Tom: "He's carted mate."
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When you fart and cough at the same time.
When you fart and cough at the same time.
"Man I just carted"
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