Carted

What is Carted?


1.

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

See slow, disabled

2.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

See cough, fart, sametime, nasty, funny


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