What is Cartee?
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1. The action of shitting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.
2. Code for when in public meaning "to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher"
Mason: Dude! Some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.
Curtis: Did he use Charmin at least?
Nolan: Hey man whats up?
Patrick: I just saw my english teacher now I gotta cartee.
Nolan: I know what you mean broseph
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Random Words:
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Breaking down the door with a battering ram. Usually done by law enforcement.
The FBI came to my door hard knocking looking for drugs.
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