Cartee

What is Cartee?

1. The action of shitting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.

2. Code for when in public meaning "to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher"

Mason: Dude! Some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.

Curtis: Did he use Charmin at least?

Nolan: Hey man whats up?

Patrick: I just saw my english teacher now I gotta cartee.

Nolan: I know what you mean broseph

See cars, shit, toilet paper, teachers

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W.e.b.

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