Cartelua

What is Cartelua?

Noun, masculine - Venezuelan slang for "badass." Stitched on the glove of Seattle Mariners' pitcher Felix Hernandez.

"Man, Felix is such a cartelua."

See badass, venezuelan, pitcher, lame

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