Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

Over The Handle

1. Being jerked off in a bar facing each other making eye contact near a fooseball table. Must start hard. Vicious jerk, all stem. No ball ..

Russian Tattoo

1. when a girl is sucking your cock, take it out of her mouth and smack her in the face with it!!!! I gave that bitch a Russian tattoo las..

Instadeath

1. An excessive concentration of something. Damn this coffee is strong enough to cause instadeath. See death, coffee, excessive..

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