Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

Sheep Licker

1. The best licker of sheeps in teh world. Sheep Licker makes me touch myself at night. See Sarah Michelle Gellar..

Refuckingtarded

1. Someone who is beyond "retarded".75% of America basically. I feel like I'm the only one around here that isnt refuckingt..

On Some Real Shit...

1. A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment. Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends wh..

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