Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

Neat Freak

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Shades Of Elvis

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Dirty Tiffany

1. when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its..

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