Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

Dick-loesch

1. (n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man. (v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend. ..

Party Envy

1. When a person looks at photos on a social networking site, such as Myspace or Facebook, of various parties they weren't invited too..

Choded

1. Being f*cked by a chode. Steph was limping for weeks after she was choded...

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