Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

No Bueno

1. When one performs oral sex after they have vomited. "She puked then blew me! I got puke in my car, on my pants, and on my dick. NO..

Cooch Spider

1. A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina. Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night! See Billy..

Fatty Good

1. 1.-Its a girl that she is "spungy" or a litlle big, but she is still doable. this comes from the spanish word "gordibuena..

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