Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

Quantum-fucked

1. Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..

Klad

1. Pretty much the best thing ever. Bob: dude, i heard you tapped datass last night. Jim: yea, she was so frisky, it was klad! -or- tTh..

Funglebunk

1. fornication, the act of copulation. "i would like to find some one to funglebunk" See gay, straight, homo, nipple..

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