Cartendance

What is Cartendance?

Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.)

Taking cartendance, Maureen saw that her boss had come in early and would see that Maureen had arrived late--again.

Oh My Heart!

1. This is just a nicer way of saying "oh my god," "holy crap" or "woah." This is NOT suppose to mean "I..

The Burnt Toaster

1. You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit Gerard is so gay, he actually came u..

Toasty

1. The ear-piercing warble of Dan Forden from Mortal Kombat, haunting your nightmares, as once again, your friend beats you senseless and s..

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