Carthage, Il

What is Carthage, Il?


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Carthage is a tiny-ass farm town in Western Illinois 5 hours from Chicago and 3 hours from St. Louis. It's lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that's where the county jail is too.

Unless you from there, ain't nobody got a reason to go to Carthage, IL.

See carthage, mormons, football, hicktown, redneck, farm


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