What is Carthage, Il?
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Carthage is a tiny-ass farm town in Western Illinois 5 hours from Chicago and 3 hours from St. Louis. It's lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that's where the county jail is too.
Unless you from there, ain't nobody got a reason to go to Carthage, IL.
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losers per square inch
Since I arrived here, I have noticed that this place has a very high LPSI factor.
See turkeys, morons, low life..
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it is what the kool-aid mansays when he gets a boner
OOYYEEAAHH!!
See kool, man, red, OOYYEEAAHH!!..