Carton Bitch

What is Carton Bitch?

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

See bitch, whore, skank, cunt, slut

Tittaydar

1. The ability to spot a great pair of tits at 100 paces. My tittaydar is tracking a pair of gently swaying tits all the way down the bloc..

Zootified

1. to be certified to smoke a zoot. to reveal your true self. im officially zootified. See zoot, baked, flying, stoned, high, sober..

Footillness

1. when someone shows no intrest in football My girlfriend hates football, she has the footillness. See football, nfl, players, illness, ..

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