Carton Bitch

What is Carton Bitch?

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.

That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)

See bitch, whore, skank, cunt, slut

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