Cartonic

What is Cartonic?


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car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.

2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.

3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

See daffy, unfortunate, high-larious, Matthew


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