Cartoon Eyes

What is Cartoon Eyes?

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them

"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"

See blind, shit eyes, no eyes, eyes glued shut, eyes wide drunk

1. The external portion of the human female mammary glands. aka "breasts" If you give me a ride home I'll show you my (.)(..

Hooty

1. Female sex organ. My ex-wife said her momma taught her and her sister that term when they were little girls. Wash your hooty good or th..

Kalabokis

1. hot greek god who often plays in a band. "Are you going to the show to see Kalabokis?" "Sure am, he's fineeeeee!!&..

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