Cartoon Eyes

What is Cartoon Eyes?

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them

"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"

See blind, shit eyes, no eyes, eyes glued shut, eyes wide drunk

Q-tipping

1. When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant cou..

Corey's Blanket

1. to shoot out so much sperm that it produces a blanket He corey's blanket on her..

Moody Ziegler

1. shady, sketchy, skiddish; paces nervously and tends to make people feel uncomfortable; small children need be wary The young man was an..

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