Cartoon Eyes

What is Cartoon Eyes?

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them

"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"

See blind, shit eyes, no eyes, eyes glued shut, eyes wide drunk

Jack Sandwich

1. A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip. We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up. See jack, s..

Zip Fookin Lob

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

Moon Junkie

1. A person who would smoke or snort anything. If they figured out how to scrape dust off the moon, he or she would snort that shit too. &..

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