Cartoon Eyes

What is Cartoon Eyes?

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them

"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"

See blind, shit eyes, no eyes, eyes glued shut, eyes wide drunk

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