Carved Out Of Wood

What is Carved Out Of Wood?


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It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.


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