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The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard
You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shado..
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The only time that a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other mentions the person that they are involved with. They only complain abo..
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Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk.
If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've ..