Carving A Statue

What is Carving A Statue?

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

See dropping anchor, frosting the bowl, ring sting

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