Carving A Statue

What is Carving A Statue?

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

See dropping anchor, frosting the bowl, ring sting

Pub'd

1. short for 'published'. Some days, as few as 08% of UD's submissions get approved by the editors and published; other day..

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Tapping Off

1. The act of rubbing and squeezinf the last bit of semen off on or in the womans vagina or mouth johnny tapped the last of his seed into ..

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