Carving The Turkey

What is Carving The Turkey?


1.

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)

Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.

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