What is Carving The Turkey?
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The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
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