What is Cary?
1.
Consolidation Area for Relocated Yankees.
Located just south/southwest of Raleigh, NC.
Not sure why, but Cary seems to have an awful lot of uptight yankees there.
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A wealthy town just outside of Raleigh, NC. Known for its country clubs and soccer moms driving luxury SUVs. Best public school is Green Hope. Otherwise the kids go private schools at either Cary Academy or Cardinal Gibbons. Town with the highest percentage of PH.Ds in the country. Housing is very expensive though. Especially in the nice areas (Preston, McGregor, Regency). If you can afford it, rated as one of the best places to raise a family in Forbes.
Person 1: I wish I could afford to live in Cary. Those homes are so pretty.
Person 2: I agree, and the schools are wonderful too.
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3.
"Concentrated Area of Rich Yankees"
I think they were on their way to Florida and got tired so they stopped here in Cary, NC for some reason.
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Even though it appears perfect, the teenagers living here are in hell. Most of us have uptight parents with a shitload of money.
Example 1:
Bob: Dude, I hate Cary.
Bobby: Me too.
Bob: I can't wait to get out of this hell.
Example 2:
Mom: Your grades are not good enough!
Son: Sorry Mom, I'm really trying!
Mom: I don't believe that. All the things your Father and I give you, and this is what we get in return!?
Son: ...
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Contained (or contaminated) Area for Relocated Yankees.
"geez there seem to be a lot of Yankees around here."
"that's because we're in Cary."
"oh yeah."
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6.
A Quaint little village outside of Chicago where the Police Force outnumbers the civilian population 3 to 1, and there is nothing else for the kids to do but hang out at fast-food chains and sneak in alcohol. The Cary, IL Taco Bell is the 3rd most profiting Taco Bell in the US. The majority of the town's population travels to Chicago (Greatest, CLEANEST, City in the World) where they get sufficiently inhebriated and rarely make it home on the weekends. An entirely residential town, house parties are the activities of choice, and you can always tell where the party was at over the weekend by checking the police blodder. For whatever reason the children of Cary have blind ignorant pride for there village and will die defending its honor. But when among all Natives, the phrase , "This town fucking blows" is thrown around as much as Minority Jokes (Frequently).
Gio: Cary Football fucking rules....Fuck those Crystal Lake pussies, we rape there mothers while they watch like whining bitches.
AJ: Truth be Told! So what are we gonna do tonite?
Gio: I don't know, wanna go throw rocks at the Mexicans?
AJ: Twice in one week is enough, lets go get faded at TB (Taco Bell).
Gio: This town Fucking Blows.
AJ: Truth be Told!
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cary, land of the shady. crucial kegs every weekend. bunk ass partys half the time. stoners rollin threw preston. hotboxed as hell. the great mcdonalds of sketch right down the road. cops on every streat. ur boys goin to jail for his chick dies from x. sid up in the cut hittin the shilaylay. carrying a 5 1/2 ft bong threw school that we made in art. preston kids dropin 10 a g on shwigitymids. the gundom hiroginshaft hittin the bowl of opium in the church parkinglot rite next to cary. wile cary has the second highest per capita cops. bacicaly cary is a multi galixy of uppers downers laughers screamers and all shades of shadyness
cary sid+shilday+shards+bakes=oh damn+ i need a ciggarette
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