What is Casey Hayman?
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n.
A being so infinitely awesome, his poop is "new car" scented.
v.
To repetitively slap a girl in the ear with your ding dong; to t-bag a girl in her open mouth; to drink until one of the five senses has completely become inoperable; to stop, drop and roll-out.
n.
"Dear Casey Hayman, please take care of my family, oh, and third world hunger... oh, and if you could lend me the money for breast augmentation, that'd be nice too. Amen."
v.
"Could you please stop Casey Haymaning me, I'm anemic."
Random Words:
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A comment made without thinking.
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)..
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The act of beating and getting beaten by your hooker prostitute
My hooker and I had a minor discrepancy on her pricing and a Vince Shlo..
