What is Casey Hayman?
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n.
A being so infinitely awesome, his poop is "new car" scented.
v.
To repetitively slap a girl in the ear with your ding dong; to t-bag a girl in her open mouth; to drink until one of the five senses has completely become inoperable; to stop, drop and roll-out.
n.
"Dear Casey Hayman, please take care of my family, oh, and third world hunger... oh, and if you could lend me the money for breast augmentation, that'd be nice too. Amen."
v.
"Could you please stop Casey Haymaning me, I'm anemic."
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A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.
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a faggot who think's he's hard because he's thought about going into the army instead of college. Also a massive cam-who..
