Cash In The Attic

What is Cash In The Attic?


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1. Really tiresome UK daytime "entertainment" TV show,

where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.

2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth

"Hurry up Maureen, Cash in the Attic is about to start!"

"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"

See ejaculate, daytime tv, cash, attic, reality tv


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