Cash Point Cripple

What is Cash Point Cripple?

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple

Gert: Tosser

See parking, bank, tossers, atm, hole in the wall

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