What is Cashmore?
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A man that will invite you to the pub for a drink, then pretend he's being a gent by letting you through the door first. He's actually planned this before and is letting you in so you have to buy the first round. He will leave after the first round.
I went out with a right Cashmore last night. First round he ordered a bottle of wine, then cleared off when he'd finished it while playing the quiz machine.
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