Cashtration

What is Cashtration?


1.

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

2.

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

See castration, cash, credit crunch, money, cashtrate


5

Random Words:

1. The state of being mad dazzled, yo. The dazzlementation effect of that yo-yo performance was formidable. See dazzle, yo-yo, mad, ghett..
1. Refers to POD (Print on Demand) t-shirt shops in particular and how shopkeepers price their t-shirts. Allowing for the higher profit mar..
1. a computer spaz after 80's pop singer Rick Astley sorry I left so quickly, my computer astleyed...