Cashtration

What is Cashtration?


1.

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

2.

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

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