Cashtration

What is Cashtration?


1.

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

2.

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

See castration, cash, credit crunch, money, cashtrate


5

Random Words:

1. (v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag. (Adj) Lame, unexciting, prohibiting. 1) God I hate Ted! Look at him douchebaggin aroun..
1. The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds". "Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds..
1. Spectacular; amazing; awesome; incredible "That football game last night was ub3rpwnacious!" "I hope you have an ub3rpw..