Castard Edit Meaning

1. The fucking sweetest shit for banging your girlfriend ever. Instead of shitty painful condoms that tear and cause you to have lots of ba..

1. (in full Michael Jepson) the most unfortunate person ever to have lived I'd hate that, Jepson! See sploink..

1. A person who "reinvents the wheel" by posting non-slang, Wikipedia-like (or Dictionary) definitions to Urban Dictionary. Come ..