Castenitis

What is Castenitis?


1.

A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.

"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"

"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"


80

Random Words:

1. I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall) Rory: Hows the Sex Life? Donnie: I Need To B..
1. A person so drunkthey walk around hunchbackstyle, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over. That drunk zombiefuck stumb..
1. When your in bed next to your partner, and you have to fart so you stick your partners head under the covers and fart. Holy shit! Paul..