What is Castle?
1.
Home, shack, casa or crib. Where you live. Even if you don't live in a castle (which most of us don't.)
"We can straight up chill at my castle yo."
"I wanna take you back to my castle baby."
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2.
A steaming pile of shit that slightly resembles a castle.
My dog Gus, built a castle in my room last night.
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3.
Means
Example of castle: That is such a castle.
Example of abandoned castle: Ew, that fat dude is such an abandoned castle
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4.
A person who might be a sloth but you don't really know until you see the fur on the upper (and lower if you're lucky) lip.
That sloth is such a Castle. Sloth. Sloth. Sloth. Castle. Upper lip. Castle. Lower lip. Fur. Castle.
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