Castro Valley Edit Meaning

1.

The middle of no where right next to San Francisco.

I'm going to Castro Valley.

Where?

2.

A small unincorporated area unfortunately stuck in the middle of Oakland, Hayward and San Ramon. While the schools used to be good, now they are full of inner-district transfers of students who generally do poorly at their respective schools in their cities so Castro Valley gets students who are academically challenged and just don't give a shit about it because they don't live in the area and don't care if it brings the values of the homes in the area down (for all the people saying the housing is overpriced it's because the schools USED to be good and people wanted their kids to go to them). Furthermore, it isn't known for ghetto kids because Castro Valley is FAR from it. It was known for chickens (try brushing up on history). People who live in Castro Valley aren't racist or ghetto because 90% of the people you see daily aren't from there.

Dude, what's happening to CV? Everyone is trying to act ghetto.

That's cuz they're not really from Castro Valley. They're inner-district transfers. No wonder our schools are going to shit.

See cv, chickens, cvhs, town

3.

a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.

i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.

See poser, faker, wanksta, retard

4.

A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oaklandor Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmontwhen it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.

Castro Valley kid: Yea, I'm repping da CV! It's harrrd out herre fo a pimp!

Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.

See piedmont, east bay, kkk, wannabe

5.

A black hole that forms tumors on your soul and makes you want to eat your own face. Filled with people who can form their own opinions and don’t understand yours. Whose very purpose is to make you want to go to college even more.

i hate myself therefor i'm going back home to castro valley

See hell, cancer, suicide, anger, starbucks

6.

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.

If you're a minority, Castro Valley is one place in the Bay Area to avoid.

See bay area, racists, white, kkk, city

7.

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.

Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.