Castronaut

What is Castronaut?

An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.

Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?

I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!

He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.

Wouldn't be the first time.

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