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The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..
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rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.
I peed my pants..
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A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."
joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and ..