Cat Empire

What is Cat Empire?


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Awesome fecking band from oz... mixture of everything, ska, swing, funk, soul... Nothing to do with EMO and even the thought of an emo kid enjoying music on such a level other than that of "look at me, dont i look good when i put on this 'i think i should cut myself face'" makes me want to burn all emo loving ppls on one big pyre...

The empire though, are in the business for the music, pulling out awesome songs with lyrics that hit home and music that makes you want to move your feet, jump about, smoke up, chill out... i recommend them for anyone intrested in music not appreciated by the main stream...

Two Shoes:

And my ears are wearing head phones

that do play my favourite songs

not music i’m told to like

but the songs that make me dance along

The Chariot:

Our weapons were our instruments

Made from timber and steel

We never yielded to conformity

But stood like kings

One Four Five:

Listen doctor I have pain

that grows inside myself

shelf me please

I just can’t ease the pain

I need some drugs to help

ah pollution fills my lungs

and convolution fills my mind

ah my legs do ache

I contemplate

that living’s less than fine

my spine does tingle

when I think of being

freed from this curse

but what is worse I feel

life is a bubble

blown until it’s burst

oh doctor I am desperate

to get rid of this feeling

oh doctor I am desperate

for some good soul healing

In a chariot that's riding on a record wheel

Emo: My girlfirends dumped me for the 26th time this week... Shes ripped my heart out and left it in little pieces, which shes thrown to the wind... Arn't i so poetic in a deathly way?

BOB: You need some one four five my friend...

Emo kid: What the f**k is that?

BOB: some advice from the cat empire to get your arse up off the floor and that letter opener out of your hand...

Emo Kid: Who the f**k are they? did you not hear me!?! im gonna take my life! this world is so hard when you look as bad as me... even though there's millions of us, we're all still origional, and ppl just cant deal with that you know? so im just gonna have to end my life in a pool of my own blood!

BOB: Cool, let me help you get that letter opener inside your head...

See cat empire, chariot, emo sucks


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