What is Cat Food?
1.
A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.
If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.
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2.
Semen. Substance consumed by pussies. High in protein with that salty "from the ocean" flavour.
That chick's cat was hungry for my cat food.
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3.
Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.
Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.
4.
Ketamine
I need some of dat cat food dawg.
5.
My other antidrug. See dogfood.
I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!
