Cat Hunting

What is Cat Hunting?


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Cat hunting is generally a from of road hunting practiced by drunken white rednecks. It is a game, in witch the goal is to kill as many cats as possible, while at the same time attempting to consume a entire case of keystone to yourself. The scoreing is standard one point a cat, unless you manage to kill one with your bare hands. a veteran cat hunter will have Sever scaring on their hands and forearms, from attempted "hand kills." Points are lost when the police are called. The weapons usualy vary by location, the the more urban and high class the more stealth is required, the more rual or trashy the hunting ground becomes less discrete wepons are requred. The general order of weapons is, blowguns, a 22, then a 12 gage shotgun.

I had to go to the doctor after cat hunting last week.

I am so drunk! Lets go cat hunting, who can still drive?

No officer we were not cat hunting.

Karl went out cat hunting last week and got a hand kill on a HUGE cat! it made Joe and Doug record books.

I went cat hunting with a blowgun last night, and it took 23 darts to kill that beast.

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