Cat Jizz

What is Cat Jizz?

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A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?

Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.

Guy 1: Why is that gum black?

Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

See jizz, sticky, gum
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