What is Cat Lady?
1.
an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums"
"Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it"
"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?"
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A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.
"Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street."
"That house isn't empty. That cat lady lives there, but never has to come out because she has it stockpiled with four tons of cat food and twenty-thousand gallons of milk."
"Ogm! How did Mr. Titi get out of the cat lady's house?!"
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3.
A lady who suffers from a horrible childhood, with nobody to love, besides stray cats that dig in the families garbage. Soon discovers cats are her friends and she enjoys talking, petting, and going to the movies with these cats. Many of the cats tend to have many venereal diseases that spread quickly to the old lady. Tends to have many wrinkles. And unwashed grease ball hair. And love to eat potatoes.
Cat Lady- An elderly woman owning/sleeping with fifty plus cats. Don't drool on the fur balls.
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4.
an old lady who lives alone with a bunch of cats and masturbates in the dark.
poor kitty i bet it sucks living with that cat lady
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5.
woman who is destined to die and old maid with several cats
i know hes fat but at this point its grin and bear it or hello cat lady
