Cat Penis

What is Cat Penis?


1.

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually sold in the hood.

He was so wasted on Cat Penis he was awake for 2 days.

See drugs, cp, chinese

2.

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.

He got so wasted on the Cat Penis he was up for 2 days.

See drugs, cp, chinese

3.

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.

Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night

Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.

Dave: WTF

(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!

See cat, lol, cp


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