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Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Nex..
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the act of sexual intercourse when the male is teebagging the female while she is giving him a footjob
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The act of firing your love musketon her face, followed by her screaming "Remember the Alamo!"
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