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when a guy goes to quick check and gets a 99cent slushie and he throws it on the girl and cums in her eye.
today Paul and steph pulled..
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Having your parents call during sex
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Gi..
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To cut off a man's penis while he is sleeping, and throw it out the window.
Don't you DARE put your feet on the coffee table ..