What is Catapang?
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Home made musical instrument. Take one cat and one elastic band, grab the cat by the hind legs and tightly stretch the elastic band over its' tea towel holder. Play the instrument by flicking the band with your tongue whist blowing up its' clink. Tiddles will belt out a cracking tune every time.
I was playing the Catapang last night in a jazz quartet and the bastard backfired on me.
Random Words:
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the name for the card game Egyptian Rat Screw when it has been transformed into a drinking game
Nell and I got kunkt up playing Egypisc..
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Man code for a realistic goal of sex with a woman
Dude, i'm gonna get me some nisker biscuit tonight!
See pussy, donk, fur burger..
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To fart in a bitches mouth while she is sucking on your nut sack.
Paul: Tony, I just ripped ass in Gordon's face!
Tony: Oh no shi..
