What is Catapulpit?
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Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).
Examples include:
1. Madonna, entertainer
2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest
3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer
Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?
Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!
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