Cataract

What is Cataract?


1.

A cataract can be caused from trauma, or more commonly, old age. A cataract is what occurs when your optical lens in your eye becomes so dense, that it cannot allow light to filter to your retinae, effectively making your vision dim and/or blurry.

The only effective means in removing a cataract, and therefore restoring vision, is surgery.

It is believed that cataracts come with age, and that if everyone lived long enough, everyone would develop one.

After being hit with a double A battery that ricocheted off the wall, I developed a massive cataract.

See cataract, eye, vision

2.

1. noun- an eye disorder; a clouding of the lens which affects vision.

2. noun- an Asian luxury car.

1. "My vision improved after cataract surgery."

2. "After I mow the rawn, I am going to drive my Cataract Escarade."

3.

The condition where your eyes are very watery and are blinded. This is the state you get in when you smoke a lot of weedor weed of high quality.

We gonna' smoke 'till ya eyes get cataract.

Oh snap son, you have an interview for your college and your eyes are cataract. I told you, you should have not smoked some kriptonite an hour ago.

See watery, blind

4.

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

5.

The # 1 American car, sold in Asia.

AHH SO you Bought a cataract, I thought you were buying a Rincon.

6.

A family disconnected from the outside world who breed amongst themselves and usually engage in a whole load of incest.

Don't go up the montains that's where the cataracts live


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