Catatonic

What is Catatonic?


1.

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

2.

One who has smoked to much marijuana and is beyond the highest point ever reached in (he/she)'s marijuana experienced.

The highest point that can be reached when smoking marijuana.

Forrest - Dude, Dave was Catatonic last night

John - I Know! he was on his ass.

See catatonic, high, weed, marijuana, bud, smoke, smoking, stoned


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