Catextrophe

What is Catextrophe?


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An accident caused by not paying attention due to texting.

I was walking down the street, hands full of papers, texting my friend about how full my hands were, when I collided with this guy carrying four cups of coffee in one hand and texting with the other. It was a major catextrophe.

See text, phone, accident, catastrophy, busy, fast


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