Catfish

What is Catfish?


1.

A dirty fish that folk fry and eat with the head on.

Joel, that catfish still has the head on!!!

2.

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

See Peter

3.

A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.

Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.

Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.

Fucking catfish.

See loser, bottom feeder, spits when he talks, desperate, goon

4.

a word to describe a female made up of 100% uglyness. Like, this bitch is fucking nasty if your calling her a catfish.

while an ugly bitch walks by in the mall

"CATFISH!"

See fugly, nigger, vagina, bitch, shit, c town, tits

5.

A method of fellatio where the woman deep throats the man in a manner that causes her to make a noise similar to that of a croaking catfish.

Yeah, she catfished me last night. It was great. No gagging!

See gag, deep throat, head, fellatio, cocksucker, dicksucker, gag reflex, swallow, blow job, fishing, sloppy

6.

A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.

When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.

See Nick

7.

1 bottom feeder

2 not a filet

After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.

See dak, mark, kelly, bones, head


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