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When watching The Big Lebowski, to drink a White Russian whenever The Dude drinks one, and to smoke a joint whenever The Dude smokes one..
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Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your c..
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When a man is afraid to have a friend with benifitsforgets how to dial the phone out of fear that the girl wants more.
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