Catherine Zeta Jones

What is Catherine Zeta Jones?


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(n.)

Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.

Catherine Zeta Jones sues people left and right!

See wales, michael douglas, sue, oscar

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One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to Michael Douglas.

Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"

Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."

Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"

See michael douglas, chicago, talented, pretty


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