What is Catherine Zeta Jones?
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Attractive Welsh actress married to Michael Douglas. Won an Oscar in 2002 for her role as Velma Kelly in Chicago. Is a big fan of suing tabloids.
Catherine Zeta Jones sues people left and right!
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One of the most talented and gorgeous women in Hollywood. She is the envy of many woman because she is physically flawless, and wins Oscars at the same time. Is married to
Jane: "Did you see Catherine Zeta Jones in Intolerable Cruelty?"
Anna: "Yes. I would kill to look like her. I would even kill her."
Jane: "Wouldn't everyone?"
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A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.
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